my book of absurd letters to british football clubs

extracts from my as yet unpublished book of that name

Do come in……

Hello, and welcome.

I have written a book under my nom de plume Struan J. Marjoribanks titled ‘My Book of Absurd Letters to British Football Clubs’.  I had a book deal which due to various issues has now been terminated by mutual consent – it’s a very long story!

I hope that you enjoy the extracts from the book.  I’ve taken down a lot of the older posts as they will be available in the book.  The book was featured in The Sun in December 2012, did you know that?

I can be contacted on Twitter (@FSyme) or email (  I don’t know what else to say in this bit really, so many thanks for coming.


6 thoughts on “Do come in……

  1. Paul on said:

    Hi Fraser. I am an Evertonian and find your prank letter regarding the reclusive Tourettes sufferer’s angst, at not being able to take his son Daniel to Goodison Park, absoloutely hilarious. Thanks for a hysterical sidesplitting interlude. Keep up the good work, it may well lighten up the powers that be at such gatherings. Wonderful!

  2. Dave on said:

    Mate, your letters to the clubs have had me laughing my head off this evening. great stuff!

  3. J.C. on said:

    Fraser, I have to say that this is some fine literature that had me splitting my sides at times. Your creativity and tongue-in-cheekiness is hilarious and inspiring; cheers greatly for posting these letters up. Keep ‘em coming!

  4. James Hardy on said:

    Fraser, these are brilliant mate! Great to see you’re getting some recognition on other sites too now. Keep it up!
    PS isn’t there a better wordpress theme you could use!

  5. This site is great. Found a link off Who Ate All the Pies regarding the “Absurd Arsenal” letters. Followed the links here. Keep up the great work!

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