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Hello, and welcome.
Apologies if you already know this, but I have written a book under my nom de plume Struan J. Marjoribanks called ‘My Book of Absurd Letters to British Football Clubs’. What you might not know is that Cargo Publishing (www.cargopublishing.com) will be publishing the book some time in 2013. Until then you could maybe buy some of their other stuff because they’re nice people, and although their other books are proper books that would take a while to read they’re probably quite good.
I hope that you enjoy the extracts from the book. I’ve taken down a lot of the older posts as they will be available in the book. I can be contacted on Twitter (@FSyme) or email (frasersyme@hotmail.com). Possibly worth also mentioning that I’m thinking of sending a Kit Kat (four fingers) or a Yorkie to the first so many people that buy the book – just something to keep in mind if you’re thinking about buying a book some time next year.
Many thanks for coming.
Fraser
Hi Fraser. I am an Evertonian and find your prank letter regarding the reclusive Tourettes sufferer’s angst, at not being able to take his son Daniel to Goodison Park, absoloutely hilarious. Thanks for a hysterical sidesplitting interlude. Keep up the good work, it may well lighten up the powers that be at such gatherings. Wonderful!
many thanks for the kind words Paul – they are greatly appreciated! Many more letters to follow. Thanks again.
Mate, your letters to the clubs have had me laughing my head off this evening. great stuff!
Fraser, I have to say that this is some fine literature that had me splitting my sides at times. Your creativity and tongue-in-cheekiness is hilarious and inspiring; cheers greatly for posting these letters up. Keep ‘em coming!
Fraser, these are brilliant mate! Great to see you’re getting some recognition on other sites too now. Keep it up!
PS isn’t there a better wordpress theme you could use!
This site is great. Found a link off Who Ate All the Pies regarding the “Absurd Arsenal” letters. Followed the links here. Keep up the great work!